August 16, 2008

When porn meets sport

It had to happen and I wondered why it took so long. The American wrestling sport has been rocked (ROCKED!) by the revelation that two of its new champions college wrestling have been moonlighting on a porn site, FratmenTV.com (NSFW paysite).
Nash can be seen in all his naked glory here and Cal here (of course NSFW!).
For lovers of beefy American twink it can't get any better, I suppose.
But all that online willie-waving has landed them into deep doo doo (NSFW link) with the more conservative forces that is American wrestling and they have been dismissed by their university wrestling team.
The hypocrisy is of course dripping like precum:
"The history of behavior of these men, including the current matter, does not reflect the standard of excellence we aspire to on and off the mat," coach Mark Manning
The coach obviously wanted all that meat to himself, and who can blame him? ESPN is also reporting that
"Jordan and Donahoe have had a series of run-ins with the law in Lincoln. Jordan has paid fines for possessing or consuming alcohol as a minor, trespassing and assault, and Donahoe for maintaining a disorderly house and having an open alcohol container."
Like, duh! Who has ever gotten through college without opening an alcohol container? Which student flat or frat has ever been an "orderly" house? And what student hasn't taken a summer job to finance his way through college?
But, in my opinion, the sooner wrestling goes back to its classical Greek roots, where the competitors combine a porn site dress code with on mat athleticism, the better it will be for all involved. A win-win situation for all sporno lovers (and it would make the Olympic games watchable again).

And if we were to suggest a punishment, this (NSFW) would do for me fine!

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