Showing posts with label masturbation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label masturbation. Show all posts

January 02, 2007

New year's resolution

I'll try at least one of the techniques described for this new year's resolution. My pick would be the cucumber trick: it's vegetarian, healthy, restores your minerals balance and you remove the evidence!

July 21, 2006

Isn't wanking always for a good cause?

Charity begins at home, as the cliche goes, and now a charity has taken some British men by the balls and convinced them to wank in a masturbation marathon for a good cause. The news report (unfortunately in Dutch but there is a Guardian story about it here) doesn't name the charity in question, but similar activities in America always involved charities linked to promoting safe sex in some way. The Brits want to break the record and will have to wank for over 8 and a half hours! (Are your sessions any shorter?)
The event will be filmed for Channel Four TV and the press blurb includes:
"It's time to find out if the only things allowed to be stiff in Britain are upper lips"
I personally find watching masturbation, as in porn films, quite tedious and I doubt I'd be staying up till 11pm to watch it on TV. But hey, the more sex on TV, even if it is only the solitary kind, the better.
You can volunteer at the Centre for Sex & Culture.

May 25, 2006

At last

A website where the boundary line between academia and porn becomes questionable. Enjoy and contribute!

February 14, 2006

Public service announcement

The thing you always wanted to know but were too afraid to ask about when you were young and horny: yes, jizz clogs pipes.

This gem is from Davezilla.