Any happy clappy guys out there (a receipt from the clap clinic does not count!) have a range of choices to join New Zealand wingnut outfits, not only online, but also in the flesh (fully clothed is recommended, lest lust, passion and the Wellington climate get to your sensitive parts). There's the Enough is Enough March on August 23 in Wellington, with a wonderful backgrounding and fact checking alternative website (Thank you, Peter).
There's also a more pagan black-shirt offshoot, called The National Front, braving the wind later in the year, protesting against diversity and against Wellington climbing on the city creativity index.
If you really, really, really must join a church - and god only knows why you would want to - here's my recommendation