Something for the weekend

Well, he thankfully isn't in hospital at the moment but winning stages in the Tour of Belgium cycling race. But surely you would also volunteer to lick him better.

Tommeke wins again

Belgium is going ga-ga again for Tom Boonen after he won another classic road cycle race "De Ronde van Vlaanderen".
Afterwards, the TV coverage showed he was rather more enthusiastic meeting his team manager by jumping on him rather than on his own girlfriend.
His hometown of Balen always celebrates through the night and one of his fans wore an award winning t-shirt with the logo "Will eat Boonen on first date", based on Tom Boonen's own "will fuck on first date".
So will I.
More Boonen pictures here.

Nude bike riding

Not the most comfortable of hobbies, I would have thought, but it's part of a traditional protest action here in New Zealand with cyclists taking to the road sans clothes to protest against their vulnerability to traffic and fumes.
Now in the Tasman District (on the northern tip of the South Island) the mayor is objecting to the nude ride and want the cops to arrest the cheeky chappies.
It's not the first time the police have been asked to intervene and arrest nude bike riders. Last year Simon Oosterman arrived at court naked (but got dressed when entering) after his arrest at the nude bike ride here in Auckland.
I prefer my cyclists to leave something to the imagination - all that lycra does wonders to a boy's physique, no? - but if they insist on parking their bare butts on hard saddles and ride the potholed roads here, who am I to object?

Tommeke! Tommeke! Tommeke!

Belgian TV resident jock sniffing commentators went all lyrical when Belgium's latest tax exile in Monaco, Tom Boonen, won the World Championship road cycling on Sunday.
In the post-competition interview he said the reality of the enormity hadn't sunk in until he was 5 minutes into his shower (the enormity of anything dawns on me 5 minutes into my showers too).
But the best piece was the T-shirt he was wearing on primetime TV:


My kind of boy!

Not an advert

Tom Boonen would look better in yellow than in green but he'll have to peddle a bit faster over the next three weeks. If he turns up covered in yellow custard I'd gladly offer to lick it off him after the race.
Apologies for the promotional material, but Humo is really worth buying.

The Polish team looks good too: (click on the picture for a better view)

Latest spunk

Mum called up last night to rave about the latest Belgian cycling sensation, Tom Boonen, who won the Paris-Roubaix cycle race on Sunday. Cycle racing is one of the Belgian sport obsessions, you must have heard of Eddy Merckx. I dare say Mr Boonen looks quite the spunk. Hope he can stay off the juice.