Their rather unwitty collection can been here.
So then we have the shorter National Party platform:
- Maori are not New Zealanders
- You, bastards, you don't need no educashiun
- You, sick people, pay or die
- John Banks for police minister again
- bring back the noose/cane/stocks
- You, poor people, here's some rope
- Cut, at the bone/jugular/kneecap/neck
- You, brown people, piss off
- God (and the National Party) will save but you will pay instead.
If you feel like it, you can suggest "culture jamming" billboard slogans to No Right Turn.