Which porn star am I?

Jacob Slader! You're a slim and tattooed total top, with sizable equipment you certainly know how to use. Aside from that, you've also got a brain! You are a teacher in your spare time, a Lord of the Rings geek, and you even speak Elvish! Who knew they built "nerds" this hot?

Which Gay Porn Star Are You?

And to think I still need to work up the courage to get my first tattoo and find the time to watch Lord of The Rings for the first time.
Oh, and in case you are curious, Jacob Slader has a blog. It's quite readable, funny even, but highly work unsafe! And if I had a body like that, I'd be a porn star too, or have that ambition. And get a few more tattoos.