January 30, 2007

Ex-gay record collection

This is what happens when a "reformed homosexual", like Donnie Davies, cleans out his record collection: all matters of highly questionable and dubious musical taste come floating to the surface, which he then serves up as a warning not to listen to them as it can turn you gay.

Here's his list: (his "comments" are in brackets)

* The Spores (endorse suicide)
* Scissor Sisters
* Rufus Wainwright
* Merzbau
* Ravi Shankar
* Wilco
* Bjork
* Tech N9ne
* Ghostface Killah
* Bobby Conn
* Morton Subotnik
* Cole Porter
* The String Cheese Incident
* Eagles of Death Metal
* Polyphonic Spree
* The Faint
* Interpol
* Tegan and Sara
* Erasure
* The Grateful Dead (AIDS)
* Le Tigre
* Marilyn Manson (dark gay)
* The Gossip
* The Magnetic Fields
* The Doors
* Phish
* Queen
* The Strokes
* Sufjan Stevens
* Morrissey(?questionable?)
* The Pet Shop Boys
* Metallica
* Judas Priest
* The Village People
* The Secret Handshake
* The Rolling Stones
* David Bowie
* Frankie Goes to Hollywood
* Man or Astroman
* Richard Cheese
* Jay-Z
* Depeche Mode
* Kansas
* Ani DiFranco
* Fischerspooner
* John Mayer
* George Michael (texan)
* Angel Eyes
* The Indigo Girls
* Velvet Underground
* Madonna
* Elton John
* Barry Manilow
* Indigo Girls
* Melissa Etheridge
* Eminmen
* Nirvana
* Boy George*
* The Killers
* Lou Reed
* Lil' Wayne
* Motorhead
* Jill Sobule
* Wilson Phillips
* DMX
* Lisa Loeb
* Ted Nugent (loincloth)
* Dogstar
* Thirty Seconds to Mars
* Lil' Kim
* kd lang
* Frank Sinatra
* Hinder
* Nickleback
* Justus Kohncke
* Bob Mould
* Clay Aiken
* Arcade Fire
* Bright Eyes
* Corinne Bailey Rae
* Audioslave
* Red Hot Chili Peppers
* Panic at the Disco
* Elton John (really gay)

There are some strange entries, I mean, really, Nirvana, Frank Sinatra, Bjork, Eminem, The Rolling Stones and Motorhead (and probably tons more cos I haven't heard of half of them) all healthy heterosexuals as far as I know (and not ex-gay like our Donnie).
And where are all those disco divas like Donna Summer, Gloria Gaynor and Sylvester that have been responsible for turning many a gay boy into a disco queen - something which I find harder to stomach than turning a str8 boy queer!

The music that turned me gay: Sex Pistols, The Smiths, David Cassidy, The Sweet, Marc Bolan. Bowie, Pet Shop Boys and Erasure too, of course, but I seriously thought I could never be gay after watching Elton John, the Village People or George Michael.

And who turned Donnie Davies straight again? Cyndi Lauper, apparently

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