They are aiming at my profile

From Craiglist, a job advertisement:

Seeking full charge Editor for new high-end, affluent gay weekly focused on mainstream politics, business, science, art, and sports, and gay sports and local culture.
The magazine is the gay version of The Economist mixed with New York Magazine, and will be started on a very small scale, but grown quickly into multiple national editions.
Candidates need to have degree from top college or university and an educational or work background in Politics and/or Business.
If no prior experience, candidate must prove capabilities in pre-interview.

A blended magazine incorporating The Economist and New York Magazine would suit me just fine. Mark Simpson could be the sporno and metro editor.