Wasn't outing so, like, err, an eighties thing?

If it's a rumour spread by your nemesis on the sports field,
if it's a news item on 365gay.com,
if your body is on display at gaysportsfancentral and
if your girlfriend is the 2004 Playboy Playmate of the Year,
it's gotta be true,
surely,
no?

(tip from Gay News Blog)