Trey Cruz reports on "a tradition of shirtless frat boys rolling around in mud with other hot boys a.k.a. Oozeball."
Now this looks like a sport that would seriously get my backing, judging from the quality of the entrants, their enthusiasm and preparation work to look absolutely stunning in the pectoral department.
And I'm pleased to see that Texas is inventing traditions which will be worth keeping for the future, unlike death penalties or Bush dynasties, which should be discarded forthwith.
See also: Turkish oil wrestling and the USMC Mud Run.