"An Austrian man allegedly imprisoned his daughter and abused her sexually for 24 years."
"Police arrested two boys, aged 14 and 15, after a 56-year-old woman was sexually assaulted and left traumatised as she left the Coopers Beach Bowling Club (Northland) last Friday night."
"Texas authorities have continued raids on a ranch belonging to a breakaway Mormon sect, removing a total of almost 200 women and children since Thursday. Police officers first raided the ranch after reports that a 16-year-old girl was physically and sexually abused. Detectives are looking for evidence of a marriage between the girl and a 50-year-old man. She is thought to have had a child when she was 15."But the only fun story involving heterosexuality is also the only one labeled "scandalous":
"Brazilian football star Ronaldo has been caught up in a sex scandal with three cross-dressing prostitutes."So the only reason why it was scandalous is that the ho's were mo's.
UPDATE: Queerclick has a very humourous take on the Ronaldo/Andre(a) "sex scandal". NSFW!