No way: I'm a lady!

Which Disney Villain Are You?
	You are Lady Tremaine. You're the evil stepmother little girls have nightmares about. Hooray for you, who helped kids learn to love their birth parents and do everything possible to avoid stepparents. Next time, though, be careful not to get in between a girl and her dreams.
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Not that I have ever heard of Lady Tremaine, but it sounds like she could be married to the baby-eating Bishop of Bath & Wells.
UPDATE: Apparently, Lady Tremaine is Cinderella's evil stepmother. Great, I'd use a range of dildos on Prince Charming after midnight.
Oh, and in the "Which Springfield resident are you?" test I'm Krusty The Clown. Go figure.