August 19, 2005

Sex in the news

News item:
A former airline hostess appeared in court on charges of spiking the drinks and food of her 53-year-old lover to "dampen his sexual ardour" but she walked free after there was insufficient evidence.
Apparently he demanded sex five times a day, which, I should hope, was sufficiently evidenced. Wanting sex five times a day is usually associated with teenagers who discover the joys of sex and self-abuse for the first time, and with men who indulge in recreational erectile dysfunction drugs. Considering the age of the ardent lover we can only assume the latter.
A hard man is good to find but it has certainly become a lot easier lately. For which we give thanks. And so should space waitresses.

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