Now is your chance to choose Belgium's sexiest footballer (as in the round ball version). The candidates and pictures are here.
No contest, really. Looking at Frederic Dupre I will have to bang my dick in the car door to make it go down again.
I bet bath time at SV Zulte-Waregem is far more fun than the on-pitch action.
Look at those freckles!
And just who is the lucky boy that shaves him? It's the only job worth having in football.
UPDATE: Our boy didn't win. Jamaique Vandamme did. I can live with that.