January 02, 2006

New year resolutions

I must:
1. Increase the truly pathetic average number of sexual partners a New Zealander has in a year.
2. Exercise more. (Can anyone recommend me a good gym, preferably one where you don't have to wear clothes, as the ancient Greeks did)
3. Find a way, or rather, ways, to combine points 1 and 2. (A sex club with a gym would be ideal)

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