The only reason to cross the Tasman Sea

Good to see the queer brothers and sisters across the ditch in Australia are mighty fed up with little Johnnie Howard's government's 19th century attitudes towards buggers getting hitched. They have set up a Gay & Lesbian Kingdom as a micro-state in the Coral Sea, complete with sovereign and postage stamps, to act as a refugee place from the mainland.
If only New Zealand was 10 degrees further north in latitude we could have served for that purpose, since everybody knows queens prefer warmer climes. But the hardier ones have made it over here, and most welcome they are too.