December 31, 2006

Sex in the news

It's official now: English soccer players are straight.
"It emerged three Sunderland Football Club players filmed themselves “roasting” a busty female fan. Sunderland keeper Ben Alnwick, 19, winger Liam Lawrence, 24, and striker Chris Brown, 21, all took part in the orgy.
If you can't score on the pitch, do it in the bedroom."
I'm still a little unconvinced by all this. The lads seem to be more interested in each other's moves, including football-style commentary, than in the actual sex act. But it's certainly more interesting to watch than soccer matches!
Link to the video, which is totally unsafe for work, here.

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