October 09, 2007

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Prince/Soldier Harry gets drunk in an imaginative way and another moral panic breaks out in the UK tabloid press. We all know snorting vodka is just a gateway drug to harder stuff such as smoking pot. Getting drunk, it's what soldiers do, n'est-ce pas?

Never mind, Prince Harry is still the only royal I would consider sleeping with, drunk or not. But he should take more care in choosing his mates. From the accompanying picture he's seriously in danger of getting bitch tits, like his drinking buddy, if he keeps up those drinking games.

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