It's that time of year when they flog calendars at you so we'll take a look at what is on offer. It's all very arty, black & white, oiled, scrubbed and photoshopped, but hey, it'll look good on your wall and even your mum will get a slight thrill.
It's all far too clean-cut for my liking, because I prefer my men sweaty, muddy and steaming on a cold, sleety morning at Murrayfield. (inspired by Gazza)
1. The French rugby team.
2. The Italian firemen rugby team: profits shared with the Hurricane Katrina fund.
3. The Welsh gay rugby team.
4. English Collegiate rugby team.
5. Desktop calendars with various gay sports themes.
6. Late entry: rugbyguys.com