November 30, 2005

The perils of flight

In good Ole New Zealand most airlines are now banning men to sit next to unaccompanied children on their planes. What do they think those men will get up to on a full plane? Groom them as their internet counterparts? Which wouldn't be a bad idea since there is another nits epidemic going round and their parents obviously don't care.
Personally I'm delighted not to have to sit next to a horrible, smelly, rowdy, hyperactive brat, so only for that reason I welcome the airline policy. Children should be seated as far away from adults as possible. Preferably gagged and/or drugged for the duration of the flight.

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