February 01, 2006

Underpants

David Beckham is spending £1,000 a month on underpants he only wears once and then he throws them out. Isn't this both sheer stupidity and a huge waste of resources?
David got his priorities all wrong. Instead of relying on his ball skills to provide for himself and wife and family in old age, he needs a far better source of income and do what any reasonably fit but financially hard-up man does: auction off your used underpants.

Hat tip via Oh La la Paris

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