I had an inkling, based on my queer sexual behaviour, I'd be lucky to be kept away from the 7th level, where my fellow "sodomites writhe in pain". But no, the test score found me destined for level 6 instead:
Level 6 - The City of Dis. You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
Guess I will have something to aspire to when I'm there.
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