May 31, 2008

The joy of heterosexuality

You may remember last year's rather tasteless news item involving heterosexuality between a twink and a 92-year-old corpse. New Zealand can't be left behind in those stakes so now we hear of a guy in his sixties, paroled after a long period inside for sexual offending against girls, re-arrested after indecently assaulting a 95-year-old woman in her rest home.
One may be relieved to hear she was at least alive, so our pensioner sex fiend didn't have to stoop so low as to desecrate a corpse. But you got to ask again: have those erectile aid drugs not got a lot to answer for? Why aren't they outlawed?
I can perfectly believe that guys can get it up for anything, no matter how outlandish or outrageous their object of desire. But really, dudes! Get a grip.

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