August 13, 2026

Auckland consumer guide for the sexually active guy (2026 edition)

It has been 13 years since I did the Auckland guide for sexually active guys and a lot has changed with many places closed down.

WINGATE (76 Wingate Street, Avondale, Auckland): The location, facilities and even some of the punters have not changed much over the years. A sprawling Lockwood building in west Auckland includes bath house facilities, communal social area and large garden with spa and (smallish) swimming pool.

The floors around the showers and indoor spa especially need attention. All that constant wetness isn't good, even if the wood is treated. It made for a slightly slippery and uncomfortable feel underneath your feet. Three showers with obscured vision from the spa pool and sauna box, whose inside temperature is searing. The steam room is down some (slippery) steps and can be pitch dark there, which I really dislike. I never try out the spa pool - it's the only aspect of briny bath house culture I prefer stay away from - but it looks quite clean.

The outdoor pool area is its main attraction and a point of difference with all other Auckland venues. Check it out on Google Earth. Punters sprawl around it and soak up the rays on any Summery day. I really mean any day because I have visited on a weekday afternoons before and the place was packed - the quite substantial car parking was full - with gentlemen of a certain age who obviously find that environment way more appealing than having to sit around alone in their retirement home. I can't say whether a different age group, or body type, frequents Wingate on weekends or evenings, you'll have to try it out for yourself (not that I want to sound ageist – I can heartily recommend daddy sex because of all the experience you might learn from). The indoor recreational cruising area is fairly standard: an under-lit maze, small cubicles and a cinema where the seating is very uncomfortable due to straight upright wooden backs. There are two video streams.

In the basement is a large room with couches and (tiny) private cubicles, plus a dark room with floor mattresses for group play.

Wingate is obviously a life's work by the owners. Recommended for a lazy sunny afternoon.

PEACHES & CREAM (474 Karangahape Road, Auckland): The only venue left on K Road, which tells you something about the rapid gentrification of this formerly skid row area.

A large cinema space with a big screen and comfortable, expensive-looking leather seats and couches. It reminded me of an updated version of the former Classic Cinema on Queen Street where the Comedy Club is now. It shows straight porn but don't let that put you off, most of the punters here are after some cock action. But you have to be willing to perform in public, i.e. you may get an audience. There are some private cubicles if you want to watch a film by yourself. There are four cabins available, two of them with interconnecting serving hatches (not glory holes) which you can open or close at will. The toilets are sufficient (if not always spanking clean) but not a pick up or place of action due to the rather harsh lighting.

It’s a relaxing venue and a chance to meet non-scene punters. Great friendly staff at the front desk too (one time I was there the place was attended to by two chatty women who obviously had seen everything before).

THE BASEMENT (Canada Street, off Upper Queen St, Auckland): A sex shop and mail order business but also provides an area for cruising in the back. An ante-room provides space for rest and to get dressed up if you prefer to arrive in civvies. You can check in your valuables.
There is no maze but a series of themed areas for non-vanilla play, including a bath tub and two slings. A few cubicles, a dark ‘groping room’ and a decent size video room with circular seating (instead of rows of chairs) make up the rest. There are two video streams, one on a large, the other on much smaller screens. The toilets are clean and spacious, and towels are for hire.

The venue occasionally hosts private and public parties (check their website for details) which cater for the leather and fetish crowds. It costs more to attend those but they are quite well patronised and good fun as you can turn up dressed as whatever you want to be and realise that long-held fantasy without being judged.

CENTURIAN (NEW ADDRESS: 105 Symonds Street, Grafton, Auckland - in between the Cordis Hotel and Pizza Hut): The venue has relocated to a new space but still quite close to the city centre and it is still a world class bath house. Spacious, clean, catering for a wide variety of relaxation options, including the non-sexual kind - you can just watch Sky Movies/HBO in a sprawling lounge with leather seats or mainstream TV in a little café area, if that takes your fancy but that would be a sign of serious perversion.

All ages and body types can be encountered there. Since it is an inner city venue, it is popular with Asian students, flight attendants, tourists and gym bunnies. But it is eye-wateringly expensive even though the facilities are excellent: it’s clean, the staff are fun and engaging, the steam room first rate in atmosphere and temperature, and the sauna box spacious and hot enough to impress even a Finn. The spa pool is the largest I have ever encountered. There is a maze with whole raft of private spacious rooms with proper, lockable doors. In winter the communal areas and corridors are a little cold due to the lack of heaters in every space. Being formerly a shopping mall doesn't help. The cinema area is a major let down compared to the old venue. The seating is back-less and uncomfortable and there are no sprawling mattresses to relax on.

There a few theme nights, such as no-towel-days, which are a whole heap of fun and should bring out the exhibitionist in you. The atmosphere is far more congenial then, so I would recommend going for those. Orgy nights on the first Thursday of the month can be very busy but expect no privacy: all the cubicle doors are bolted open so expect a crowd to participate in your trading action. When there are a lot of punters, the action opportunities slow right down so you may want to avoid very busy times like Sunday afternoons. There are 130+ lockers, so it does get crowded occasionally.

The major addition is a cafe/bar for socialising, which is a big improvement on the past where alcohol licences were not issued to sex-on-site venues.

LATESHIFT (2/25 Dundonald St, off Basque Road, Auckland): The longest running cruise club in Auckland (even New Zealand). It is a safe, congenial and social place to meet up. The venue hasn't changed much over the years, it is still one of the best to spend a longer time in, such as pulling an all-nighter ‘til the sun comes up, when the drunks barge in from the K Road clubs for some fun at 5am.

There are two well-appointed playrooms available for extra hire charge where you can organise your own private party or, if need be, have a place to sleep. There is one small shower and towels are for hire. The urinal doubles up as a play area. There is a large maze with plenty of cubicles, glory holes and themed play areas (one has a dentist chair, another has a barrel – you get my drift. There is also a video link between two rooms so you can star in each other porn movie). There is an excellent tiered video area where you can watch 6 different video streams, including a straight one, in one go if you don’t want to entertain your neighbour sprawling beside you.

Non-sexual recreation includes a separate video room with Sky movies, a free internet café, a mainstream TV corner and pool table. Plus they cater hot snacks, free coffee and free breakfast on weekends.

Sunday afternoons is Jacks & Jocks, when the venue caters for nude cruising and masturbators.

August 12, 2026

The Stranger / l'Etranger

Watched The Stranger / l'Etranger at the delightful Waiheke Cinema. It's based on the controversial novella by Albert Camus, set in French colonial Algiers, a pre-apartheid colonial venture (complete with segregation signs). The protagonist is a completely alienated unrooted nihilist without any empathy, love or commitment, but plenty of ennui (and autism). His motive to be a killer are completely irrelevant in his mental state - apart from, maybe, an erotic attraction to his victim (the camera does linger in close-ups just before the killing) but that may be a director's view because, as far as I can make out from his autobiographical notes, Camus was a total heterosexual. His internal logic about the inherent absurdity of life allows him to be serene/callous about any horrible and delightful events around him, from filial indifference to meaningless love. I hope I will have the fortitude to beat up the priest too, sent in on the eve of execution, if that fate ever befalls me. It is a gorgeously made film, the camera travellings are a major turn on, and I think all films should be in black and white.

August 06, 2026

The Fence / Le Cri des Gardes

Watched The Fence / Le Cri des Gardes at the NZ International Film Festival, made by Claire Denis of Beau Travail fame, and it was again a movie set on the borders of European exploitation of Africa (Senegal in this case), with the actual fences around the construction compound a physical and metaphorical barrier between two worlds. Quite a claustrophobic story set in one hot night with all the oppression and violence playing out before denouement as the sun rises. Starring Matt Dillon, who has aged quite well since Rumble Fish, and a creepy but charismatic Tom Blyth, whose shower scene was a lost opportunity. But the ensemble cast (the film is based on a play) of Europeans, Americans and Africans worked quite well and had shades of Robert Altman's method of making movies.

April 25, 2026

Pillion

Watched Pillion at the local Waiheke Island Community Cinema tonight. It helps trying out what you want and establish your boundaries if you want to have a long term BDSM relationship - or if you want to write a relevant, honest and successful Grindr advert. Harry Melling's sub focuses as the main character finding out all about himself but it is Alexander Skarsgård who is the catalytic figure in that journey, plus it was as much a project of discovery whether Colin was right for Ray's wants and desires. A relationship as a one-way street is doomed to failure. Worth watching if you want to get a glimpse of power relationships.

March 13, 2025

I read books

Albert Camus’ observations in his collection of essays “Personal Writings” is full of aphorisms and memories, overwhelmingly written in an impressionist style, almost painterly, but as immediately recognisable vignettes. It’s marvelous where he describes his body remembering the height of the steps in his childhood home so he would be able to climb them again confidently in complete darkness (“His very body is impregnated with this house”) – I remember that exactly as well.

His travel writing is similar, with details and impressions of sunlight and its effects in Algiers, Palma and Ibiza – the Mediterranean light having an effect on people who live on its shores everywhere. He is such an inveterate heterosexual (“There are women in Genoa whose smile I loved for a whole morning”) he is not aware of being chatted up (“Some sort of naval officer was belching alcohol-laden compliments into my face”).

I don’t have the confidence to read it in French but the English translation is such that you do not notice it is a translation, which is what a proper translation should be.



March 12, 2025

Being a tourist in Greece

Inspired by "The Light and the Poverty" article.
It's actually a challenge to find what you are looking for as a tourist in Greece. Maybe that is why I have never been. 
Nothing of what I would like to discover is there: no philosophical debates in the Athens stoa, no gymnasions to get fit in the proper way, no symposia to show off your wit and skills, no Olympic Games, not even a decent oracle at Delphi. 
Creating a theme park featuring all that would terrify any casual tourist (and today's Greek) as much as it did foreign visitors 2,500 years ago. 
But it would also be my favourite holiday destination.