Showing posts with label Amsterdam. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Amsterdam. Show all posts

July 05, 2012

Amsterdam, 2012

Amsterdam has cleaned up its act. In the 1970s, when I first started visiting the city, it was run down, smelly and dirty: dog shit was everywhere, the canals were polluted and there were a lot of empty buildings - either condemned and falling down or squatted in. The underground metro was under construction and under heavy, sometimes violent protest. It cut a swathe through the eastern old town which is now built up with 1970s style apartment blocks that do not fit in well with the rest of the historic centre. But they seem to have pulled their shit together and made huge progress over the past decades in order to get the tourists back, and also to stem the population loss in the inner city. It has now turned into, seemingly, a pleasant place to live, a fantastic place to visit and to hang out with the locals (and the many, many tourists) and to be able to basically walk everywhere that may be of interest.

I wandered for three days and barely saw the same things twice. The "grachtengordel" gives structure to the cityscape and every corner's vista is different. Highlights were the Homomonument; the Jordaan area; the Waterlooplein flea market; the Oosterpark with its tame herons and the interesting architecture of many houses along the canals.
The bicycle rules here and as a pedestrian you are at constant risk of collision if you don't watch out permanently: the cycle paths are not well indicated (in Belgium they are paved with red stones, which gives some certainty on where to walk) and the sheer number of bicyclists can make simply crossing the street hazardous - never mind the cars and trams as well. One option of course is to rent a bike so you can join the menace but I preferred to buy a 72-hour public transport card which at €16 was quite good value.
I didn't go to the trio of museums most tourists make a beeline for because I had been there a few times before. Part of the Rijksmuseum is under reconstruction and out of bounds, the Stedelijk Museum re-opens later this year and the queues at the Van Gogh Museum were quite long, so I sought out some interesting alternatives.
One new venue is the Hermitage Amsterdam, a former old women's refuge from the 18th C, now rebuilt as an annex of the St Petersburg Hermitage. Temporary exhibitions are their specialty, if somewhat pricey and busy with tourists groups. The other one is the Amsterdam History Museum, walking through a physical, social and economic history of the city over the last 800 years. Housed in the former city orphanage which was set up and patronised by the richer burghers (the city motto is "Charitable, Heroic, Steadfast") it's small enough to keep your interest. The interactive part was very informative: I didn't realise that Amsterdam actually took the side of the Spanish during the Dutch independence war when the Duke of Alba stationed troops here. Also a diagram showing the relative heights of Amsterdam buildings compared to sea level makes you think about the fragility of the physical space you are actually standing in - in many places several metres below sea level or barely above.

The Walletjes (red light district) is far more than just endless window displays of female flesh, it's actually a fun and beautiful canal area where many citizens still live. The University is there too, plus of course a plethora of coffee shops and gay venues, which both still embody the old atmosphere of tolerance and pragmatism not encountered in many other places and for which Amsterdam has always been famous for and made attractive by. Oh, and everybody speaks English everywhere, even when they are Dutch.

Consumer Guide for the sexually active Amsterdam guy

There are two main gay areas in Amsterdam, one in the south of the inner city, the other, which I researched more thoroughly, in the Red Light District. All venues - non-sexual ones too - proudly fly the rainbow flag so you cannot miss them even though some of their actual street signs are obscure. Overall, it's rather expensive to go out here compared to, say, Berlin. It's also rare to have to get out of your clothes and to be able to store them safely, so beware of pickpockets.

FUXX (Warmoesstraat 96): A dance club cum cruise bar on normal days and weekends but on the first Sunday of the month they organise a naked sex party from 3 to 7pm. The cruising is on three levels, including a smokers level. The bar is in the basement and you run a card tab settling at the end of the day. Beware of drinks prices, a Becks beer sets you back €4, on top of your €8 entry fee.
You check in your clothes with the wardrobe person and then you're off. It got pretty crowded (you have to be in between 3 and 4pm) but not too much and as far as I could see everybody had a good time. All shapes and ages attended and it made for a fun free-for-all. There are no private areas so group play rules apply. You can get condoms but the main activity was oral sex. It gets pretty heated and especially the smokers' lounge was challenging for my lungs. A nice touch was the double bunk bed with comfortable mattresses which is an effective prop in group play. Every sex venue should have one.
Recommended, if pricey!

THE WEB (St Jacobsstraat): A traditional looking pub open from lunchtime with an upstairs back room, just off a main shopping street, Nieuwendijk. You can sit outside with your beer if the weather permits. Walk-in entry is free but you need to buy a drink before you are allowed upstairs. There is a locker room for your stuff (a safe option because warning signs of pickpockets are everywhere). Lockers require a non-refundable €2. The cruising area mainly consists of cubicles with glory holes. There is a separate rectangular seating area at crotch level so the cocksuckers don't have to steep too much and the suckees can sit and lean back. There is also a lockable sling room with bath tub and separate urinal. There were a lot of tourists judging by the languages spoken.

CUCKOO'S NEST (Nieuwezijds Kolk): Another traditional pub (but one tied to Heineken so it doesn't sell any other beer - best to get tanked up elsewhere beforehand) just around the corner from The Web. There is also outdoor seating in front. Entry is free and not buying a drink gets you told off by a grumpy barman. The backroom is in the basement and consists of two halves: one for smokers and one for non-smokers. They really went to town to accommodate the smokers and the afternoon I was there it was very busy. There are corridors with lockable cubicles but very little in the way of being able to lie down. A lot of Amsterdam gay sex seems to be happening standing up only. Some cubicles are connected with glory holes. It's customary to stand in the door and try to entice the meat you fancy into your nest. There is a separate smokers area without cubicles and which was actually air conditioned far more effectively than I have encountered before.
The wardrobe attendant was an Englishman dressed as a Met Police officer and great fun to joke with.
Recommended, if you can stand the smoke.

ADONIS CINEMA (Warmoesstraat 92): A sex shop with a multiple seater cinema in the back. It's open from early in the day and about 40 people can sit and watch the movies on a large screen. You pay at the entrance. A private viewing cabin is available but why would you want that?
Behind the screen is a tiny, well-lit backroom and toilet area. It includes a sling and a mattress at a good height so you can lie back and relax. Shame you cannot see the screen from the backroom. You can also play in the cinema area, the seating rows are spaced wide enough to allow easy traffic.

DIRTY DICKS (Warmoesstraat 86): Another afternoon option from 4:00pm although it is far less popular at that time. The bar and play area are integrated with bath tub and sling and cubicles. The barman told me it attracts a fetish crowd but the dress codes in Amsterdam bars in general have been slacking lately. Entry is free but you need to ring the buzzer to be let in.

Note: THERMOS SAUNA (Raamstraat 33): I didn't visit this because a €20 entry fee is way over the top, no matter how much they claim to be the best sauna in the Benelux. If you're under 25 it's €10 on weekdays daytime. Perhaps any twink among you could report back to me.