Bonding in the news

The Australian Olympic swimming team was paraded on international TV (and in the newspaper) to confess about the "bonding" they did prior to the competition. It consisted of going to a movie, having dinner together, spinning swimming yarns while having a few beers, talking a sleeping pill and be in bed by 10.30pm.
I reckon they were in dire need of a director of bonding (me) instead of public humiliation, to make sure future sessions involved speedos, condoms, shaving gear and a couple of tubes of Veet to sort the men from the boys.
And if they had won a shitload of medals, nobody would have batted an eyelid.